Answer My Questions
[1] Take off my skin -- I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
[2] The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
[3] You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
[4] Which is correct: 18 plus 19 is 36. Or 18 plus 19 are 36?
[5] Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
[6] What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
[7] How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
[8] Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
[9] What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?
[10] What travels around the world yet stays in one corner?
[11] How is it possible to shave three times a day and still grow a beard?
[12] Is it physically possible for you to stand behind your mother, and for your
mother to stand behind you at the same time?
[13] What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Wait Go Back and Make Sure you answered them all:
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You can't wait, I see, OK here are the
Answers:
1.
An onion
2.
A towel
3.
The telephone
4.
Actually neither is correct - 18 plus 19 is 37.
5.
Mt. Everest
6.
A chalkboard
7.
Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore
8.
Every month has at least 28 days.
9.
Peppers
10.
A stamp.
11.
If you were a barber, you could shave other men three times a day and still
grow your own beard.
12.
Yes, if you stand back to back
13.
Your breath
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Where was the first potato found?
Ans: In the ground.
2. What comes down but never goes up?
Ans: rain.
3. If three cats kill three rats in three minutes, how long will it take hundred cats to kill hundred rats?
Ans: three minutes.
4. What can fly but has no wings?
Ans: Time.
5. What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?
Ans: Horse.
6. I m like a ribbon, tied by nature, across the sky, what m I?
Ans: Rainbow.
7. How would u write nineteen that if one is taken out, then its remains twenty.
Ans: XIX when one is taken out, its remains XX.
8. There were ten sparrows sitting on a tree. A hunter fired and tow of them fell dead. How many sparrows were left on the tree? Ans: Non.
9. Two sons and two fathers went hunting. They succeeded in hunting one pigeon each on counting it was found that they were only three pigeons. How is that?
Ans: They were only three persons, son father and grandfather.
10. Which is the hardest key to turn?
Ans: Donkey.
11. which part of London in France?
Ans: -N-
12: why ur nose is not twelve inches long?
Ans: Because then it would be a foot.
13. What r the largest ant in the world?
Ans: Elephant.
14.what is the easiest way to get to heaven quickly?
Ans: just stand in front of the fast moving car
15. Where do fish keep their money?
Ans: at the river bank.
16. Which sea has waves but no water?
Ans: BBC.
17. What do u calls an Arabian milkman?
Ans: milk shaikh.
18. Which is the most shocking city in the world?
Ans: electricity.
19. Why Pakistani cricket team given cigarette lighter?
Ans: because they lost all their matches.
20. Which fish lives in heaven?
Ans: Angel fish.
21. What do u calls a sleeping bull?
Ans: A bulldozer
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