Dear My Sapno Ki Rani,   KYA KEHNA the first time I saw you, I asked my selfHUM APKE HAI KAUN, feeling thatKUCH KUCH HOTA HAI so Idecided to forward you aPUKAR fromDIL SE.I thought that bythe wayHUM TO MOHABBAT KAREGA…so with myDIL TO PAGAL HAI, I dream to be yourHERO No.1 and I’ll make youmyBIWI No.1.You might think that I am fooling you asBADAL but rememberJHOOT BOLE KAWA KATE.PleaseJANAM SAMJA KARO thatPYAAR KOHI KHEL NAHIN and I admit thatDIL DE CHUKE SANAM. I trustAAP MERE HAI SANAM. I believe thatHUM APKE DIL MEIN REHTE HAIN forHAMESHA. RememberJAB PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI why notAA ABH LAUT CHALEIN and you can comeSAAJAN KI BAHON MEI. There isSIRF TUM in my life. If you sayYES BOSS, then I willbecome yourJORU KA GULAM. Don’t worry be happy,DHOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA because DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE. KAHO NA PYAR HAI, MERE SANAM. Yours Sincerely, DEEWANA MASTANA.   Here is the REPLY of the letter…   DearDeewana Mastana, Thank you for your love letter. However I feelHADH KUR DI AAPNE forHUM APKE HAI KAUN? DIL CHAHTA HAI, I should tell you I think you’re aJAANWAR and aSHREE 420! I have to tell you I know your MOHABBATEIN are false. How dare youlook at me youCOOLIE No. 1! if you were here in front of meI’d hit you with my chappleso hard your head will spin with theseYAADEIN. You saidKUCH KUCH HOTA HAI every time you thinkof me but I know you feelHASEENA MAAN JAYEGEE to everygirl you see.RAM JAANE what I’ll do to you if I catch you. Ifyou have anyKHAUF you will feelDARR from me. You’re aKUNWARA leading aRANGEELAlifestyle, with friendssaying CHAL MERE BHAIspending all your nights on theSARAK . I amsure theSHOLAY in your heart you say burn for me is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking. Describing yourself asBAADSHAHandHIMMUTVAAR, you sound likeJUNGLI to me. You say you want to make me yourBIWI No. 1 however I say you lackINSANIYAAT! I cant believe you thinkI’ll turnto you and sayKAHO NA PYAR HAI!I’d much ratherkiss aBICHOO than go near you! Any ofAMER AKBAR ANTHONYwould be better suited to me than you.DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGEyou said but I say yourDIL TO PAGAL HAI. Don’t you realize thatANDAZ APNA APNA  andthat their cant be noEK RISHTA between us. We are like aMOHRAin the game of life and its alwaysKABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM. The openFIZA with its changing weather istestament to that so please leave it asAKELE HUM AKELE TUM. Besides I’m already engaged to a guy withROTI KAPRA AUR MAKAAN. He’s noKHAL NAYAK like you. And he’s my realHERO, my realJIVAN SAATHI. And with him I really knowYEAH RAASTE HAI PYAR KE and there can be no space in myZINDAGI for anyone but him.You’ll only end up causing anAFLATOON because he’s aMAJOR SAHAB in the Army workingon theBORDER and he’ll kill you if he finds out so save yourselffrom becoming the foundations of aDEEWAR and leave me alone.   Yours Faithfully, GHAR WALI BHAHAR WALI